me right before suckin dick: Do not hook up with people like me. I will take you to parking lots, and parks, and public bathrooms, and suck your dick in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without blood rushing to your dick. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports